Flip through the latest issue of Gulf Weekly.
In what will long be remembered as a meeting of dim minds, toothy Tom Cruise is reported to have comforted ‘the man who used to be captain’ David Beckham, after Becks was booted off the England football squad.
In the past, it’s reported, Cruise has flown to Spain to watch pal Becks play for Real Madrid. “I have no idea what the rules of the game are,” Cruise told Dick’s World, “but Becks’ skill is a lot like Scientology: A lot of theories but no actual evidence of its existence. But there are aliens involved somewhere.”
Becks is thinking of converting to Scientology, just as soon as he gets around to learning how to spell it. Posh, however, will continue to be stupid.
