womanspeak

Womanspeak is a female-to-male dictionary, aimed at enlightening the male population on what a woman means when she says…

‘Loud Sigh’
THIS is not so much a word, but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you’re stupid and wonders why she’s wasting her time standing around arguing with you over ‘Nothing’ (womanspeak GW issue March 21-28).
When you hear a loud sigh, you can be sure a tirade will follow so you would do well to crawl away quietly before it all kicks off. Do not return until your woman has had a chance to calm down and you are ready to tell her you were wrong.
A good sized piece of bling will do wonders in the forgiveness stakes.