Flip through the latest issue of Gulf Weekly.
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells...!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
They keep dropping their needles!
What's Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I'll never part with it!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
I'm going out tonight!
