Flip through the latest issue of Gulf Weekly.
l Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *runs away*
What is the most often repeated lie in the world?
I have read and understood the terms and conditions.
Dentist: You need a crown. Patient: Finally, someone who understands me.
