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A contribution from Dick’s World reporter-at-large, the Blond Bomber
Dick’s World idol, Keith Richards, has wowed the team once again, after he got so drunk on the set of the third Pirates of the Caribbean film, that he had to be propped up by the director.
In what will long be remembered as a meeting of dim minds, toothy Tom Cruise is reported to have comforted ‘the man who used to be captain’ David Beckham, after Becks was booted off the England football squad.
This must surely be Nip/Tuck’s Julian McMahon’s worst week ever after he was ‘treated’ to the sight of Rosie O’Donnell’s bare chest.
for better or verse
(Citing health reasons, a British Cabinet Minister calls for a ban on skinny models on the heels of a decision taken at Madrid Fashion Week)
Well, at long last, the final day of my ban on flying finally dawned and not leaving it too long we jetted off to Paradise Island on the lunch time flight and it was a great feeling as the plane left the ground as I was getting very, very bored playing Robinson Crusoe every day whilst marooned in Q-Land.
