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Charlie boy hits the big time

October 4 - 11, 2006
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In what is sure to be a blow to the anti-drug, anti-drink, anti-pornography, anti-fun campaigners, Charlie ‘Charlie’ Sheen is set to become the richest man on TV.

The Sheenmeister is reportedly set to earn $350,000 per episode for the upcoming season of hit comedy show Two And A Half Men.
So get this: Let’s say when you were born, the Scientology alien said, “My boy, I want you to spend most of your life drinking, doing drugs, going to bed with the most expensive escorts in the world, and marrying Denise Richards. After that I will pay you $350,000 a week, for the rest of your life, short as it will be. Wadaya say?”
Sign me up your universal excellency. Oh to be Charlie Sheen!







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