Flip through the latest issue of Gulf Weekly.
Yes it’s finally official, my future bride Scarlett Johansson has been voted Esquire magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive.
And if you don’t believe me or those hyper-intelligent ponces from Esquire, just check out their November issue…trust me there’ll be smiles all around, except from the missus of course. In the issue she poses as
an “enigmatic trailer-park temptress”(basically a chain-smoking Euro trash, with an IQ of over 50).
Johansson, however, after massaging my bad back, claimed that she doesn’t like the title: “What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?”Whatever!
