Flip through the latest issue of Gulf Weekly.
Ladies, the answer to all your prayers is here! The bra you wear underneath your skin.
The bra – invented by a man, of course – consists of two silicone cups that are inserted 1cm below the skin under each breast. They are then held up by threads that are then stitched onto the cups and attached to the ribcage by titanium screws. Hurt much?
According to the report, “droves of women are clamouring to have the procedure done for thousands of dollars” and yet not a single woman I’ve mentioned it to hasn’t cringed in disgust at the thought.
Why in the name of all that is sacred any woman would put herself through the operation that can be done under local anaesthetic and find you home by tea-time, is beyond even my wildest imagination.
Who but a man could even contemplate such an invention? Maybe it’s time a female doctor invented a splint for men. Do I hear a ‘yeeha’ ladies?
