Flip through the latest issue of Gulf Weekly.
Mike Bear Jardine, 39, is a proud Canadian, ex-college football player and science teacher: Goalkeeper.
Giles G'Les Dawson, 37, the only QPR supporter left in Bahrain, teacher and head of year 5: Midfield.
John 'The Cat' Roycroft, 45, very calm and assured on the ball but very rarely kicks it straight. Year 5 teacher and head of maths: Goalkeeper and defender.
Dan 'The Man' Lee, 29, is the oxygen tank; the midfield science teacher never stops running.
Simon Paddy Maye, 44, defender and true Exeter City fan. Currently director of football and DT at St Chris.
Bryon Pops Pearce, 48, is always demanding the ball in the game, no matter where you are. A member of the senior management team: Defender.
Paul Bodster Mathurin, 31, once starred on children's TV. He is also a handover technician for Riffa Views: Midfield.
Craig 'Jock' Blyth, 40, has the biggest calf muscles in the world! Finacial Advisor: Midfield.
Ronan 'Psycho' Armstrong, 30, likes to use his British passport wherever possible and is the teacher of year 5: Midfield.
Mark Bob Holness, 37, is a former soldier and hopes Luton will become a football league club once more. He is also the PE teacher: Striker.
Joseph 'Rusty' Mulleague, 42, was once a member of the young Conservatives in Lemington Spa , a diehard Coventry fan and fine arts teacher: attacking defender.
Nick 'Browny' Browne, 52: Midfield.
Neil 'Crouchy' Harvey, 42, is the chief coach at Arsenal Soccer School: Defender.
Richard 'Posh' Dixon-Clarke, 38, is a keen sportsman who has his heart in Sri Lanka and is a geography teacher: Midfield.
